so when you unscrew it
obviously its gonna flin out
HALT - Highly Accelerated Life Test
youre lucky you didnt die lul
Basically I have a small bit of my "adam's apple" cartillage on the left side chipped off
how many times can i open this door before it fails?
if you ever drink anything caustic, the treatments for it are about as hellish as the thought experiment would lead you to think
"If you can dodge [x] you can dodge a ball."
It hurts to chuckle for the most part
the esophagus will never be the same
Not sure why it is specifically a chuckle and not swallowing or speaking
why would you drink bleach?
@ManAnimal confused old man finds bottle in garage, thinking it's vodka or moonshine
or another case
Bleach suicide?
Cleans you up... but leaves you feeling hollow inside
confused child finds bottle, thinking it's water
bleach is yellowish
takes a swig
isnt it
vomits
it doesnt look like water
its brackish
My outlook on the door matter amounts to, "I can open the door until it fails. Then I will have to find a new solution."
yeah, i can imagine that happening
Though people mostly survive the vinegar/bleach suicide attemtps
and theyre supposed to have child proof caps
esophagus injury leads to requiring constant reinforcement to maintain its shape during healing, feeding is done with liquid foods only for extended periods f time
89% survival rate
And 100% misery to live after
so dont kill urself
and youll live a happy life
@Laucivol, yeah, i have had issues with people that think 'testing' for theory is the same as 'testing' for validation of theory
Why kill yourself? You'll die anyway
Yeah, trying to end it is generally not a good idea.
Just wait
peristaltic movement of the esophagus is lost in most cases from what i know
so eating hard foods is a giant no after such an experience
ouch; that hurts thinking about it
Well, there are such things that the body cannot functionally fully recover from.
We had a girl in Gymnasium with a birth defect where she didn't have part of her esophagus innervated
