you can just google your phone

and it shows up on google maps

lol

i scratched my eye this morning

so i can't do much

you can also make the phone ring via google

just squint and type by touch

even if its on silent

Oof, how'd you manage that, MA?

I have a broken trachea, that, according to medical science will be healing another 6 to 12 months

Fucking lazy slow hardware I have

how do you break a trachea?

not exactly sure. woke up at about 0300 and my eye was tearing like a mofo

did you bash your throat against a metal pipe?

A bent metal strip I unscrewed sprung off and whipped me like a nigga in the neck

ouch!

that sucks

Didn't think it would have any springy in it after years of being screwed to the part

sposed ta use cushioning

was it rusty?

HALT fail

if not

@Uksio injuries of the digestive and respiratory tracts take a long time to heal

ofc its gonna be springy

it's because of what passes through

Yeesh, no good at Dodgeball, then? >.>

the thing was held tight for years

so when you unscrew it

obviously its gonna flin out

HALT - Highly Accelerated Life Test

youre lucky you didnt die lul

Basically I have a small bit of my "adam's apple" cartillage on the left side chipped off

how many times can i open this door before it fails?

if you ever drink anything caustic, the treatments for it are about as hellish as the thought experiment would lead you to think

"If you can dodge [x] you can dodge a ball."

It hurts to chuckle for the most part

the esophagus will never be the same

Not sure why it is specifically a chuckle and not swallowing or speaking

why would you drink bleach?

@ManAnimal confused old man finds bottle in garage, thinking it's vodka or moonshine

or another case