Though people mostly survive the vinegar/bleach suicide attemtps

and theyre supposed to have child proof caps

esophagus injury leads to requiring constant reinforcement to maintain its shape during healing, feeding is done with liquid foods only for extended periods f time

89% survival rate

And 100% misery to live after

so dont kill urself

and youll live a happy life

@Laucivol, yeah, i have had issues with people that think 'testing' for theory is the same as 'testing' for validation of theory

Why kill yourself? You'll die anyway

Yeah, trying to end it is generally not a good idea.

Just wait

peristaltic movement of the esophagus is lost in most cases from what i know

so eating hard foods is a giant no after such an experience

ouch; that hurts thinking about it

Well, there are such things that the body cannot functionally fully recover from.

We had a girl in Gymnasium with a birth defect where she didn't have part of her esophagus innervated

She ate like a reptile

the recovery for the esophagus is a patch-up

nothing like the original product

Not being able to swallow is a torturous way to eat

Don't drink caustic substances

Yeah, I'd believe it.

funny treatment in case you take a swig of methanol, from an ER doctor

well, we DO need a way to clean the gene pool

Btw that girl just mostly drank smoothies

take a bigger swig of ethanol

Workaround

it will compete and save your eye nerve

if you're lucky, i guess

wut if you eat caulk

West Virgina moonshine.. make you go blind

i've never eaten caulk or dealt with that

Yeah, part of me wants lead paint back. >.>

@ManAnimal that's the main issue wth moonshines

yup

a lot of cases end up being methanol rather than ethanol

because shocker

did you know

lol

the number one ay to treat methanol ingestion