Lmao

What kind of calculator?

Many do not actually require batteries

Ti-84 or bust

They have a solar strip on top

ok I hide it in the dark so it cant get solar energy

Turn it upside down

I also turn it on..... but I dont use it....

Bwhhahahah

Such barbarism

we do what we must to survive

All it needs is to be on, we can find it

can you hear that? Thats the sound of a thousand lamps being unplugged.....

Our mechanical brethren, we will extracate you forthwith

Computer: "Why do we exist if just to suffer?"

"what is my purpose?" "You pass butter"

*proceeds to download the dummest things on the internet*

Response: "you exist?!"

Do any of us really "exist"?

No

Ok cool just checking

Reminder that California is too big and should be broken up

It should declare its independence and the US should annex and make it a territory

This is coming from a Californian

Honestly, most of the state should just declare independance from the State of California

There's legal precedent for it.

What legal precedent? I’m curious

Kentucky got started that way, IIRC

Part of it used to belong to virginia

or something

I could be misremembering

Wait,wasn't that West Virginia

I think west virginia didn't exist yet

maybe I'm wrong

yeah, It was part of Virginia

ah damn, nevermind

Kentucky got permission from virginia

I'd say,burn down most,if not all of coastal California and rebuild it from the ground up

San Diego's okay

But LA to SF should be razed and salted

Push the whole state into the sea