Message from @randomNPCno3

Discord ID: 622990155158126595


2019-09-16 02:52:10 UTC  

They didn't name themselves, that only speaks to the misunderstanding of an ants function

2019-09-16 02:53:36 UTC  

Jeez even the Borg have a head of state, even Andorra is more decentralized

2019-09-16 02:54:43 UTC  

And they're partially run by the French

2019-09-16 02:55:17 UTC  

To be fair the Borg have high speed internet which makes up for it

2019-09-16 02:56:00 UTC  

We have all offices of what you call government, we found it easier to assimilate new forms

2019-09-16 02:56:44 UTC  

sometimes I take the batteries out of my calculator to get back at the borg

2019-09-16 02:56:53 UTC  

the small victories are what counts

2019-09-16 02:57:22 UTC  

Lmao

2019-09-16 02:57:23 UTC  

What kind of calculator?

2019-09-16 02:57:45 UTC  

Many do not actually require batteries

2019-09-16 02:57:58 UTC  

Ti-84 or bust

2019-09-16 02:58:02 UTC  

They have a solar strip on top

2019-09-16 02:58:07 UTC  

ok I hide it in the dark so it cant get solar energy

2019-09-16 02:58:19 UTC  

Turn it upside down

2019-09-16 02:58:31 UTC  

I also turn it on..... but I dont use it....

2019-09-16 02:58:33 UTC  

Bwhhahahah

2019-09-16 02:59:12 UTC  

Such barbarism

2019-09-16 02:59:27 UTC  

we do what we must to survive

2019-09-16 02:59:32 UTC  

All it needs is to be on, we can find it

2019-09-16 03:00:18 UTC  

can you hear that? Thats the sound of a thousand lamps being unplugged.....

2019-09-16 03:00:27 UTC  

Our mechanical brethren, we will extracate you forthwith

2019-09-16 03:01:46 UTC  

Computer: "Why do we exist if just to suffer?"

2019-09-16 03:02:13 UTC  

"what is my purpose?" "You pass butter"

2019-09-16 03:02:24 UTC  

*proceeds to download the dummest things on the internet*

2019-09-16 03:02:54 UTC  

Response: "you exist?!"

2019-09-16 03:03:08 UTC  

Do any of us really "exist"?

2019-09-16 03:03:18 UTC  

No

2019-09-16 03:03:25 UTC  

Ok cool just checking

2019-09-16 03:39:17 UTC  

Reminder that California is too big and should be broken up

2019-09-16 03:47:15 UTC  

It should declare its independence and the US should annex and make it a territory

2019-09-16 03:47:38 UTC  

This is coming from a Californian

2019-09-16 03:51:48 UTC  

Honestly, most of the state should just declare independance from the State of California

2019-09-16 03:51:59 UTC  

There's legal precedent for it.

2019-09-16 03:55:24 UTC  

What legal precedent? I’m curious

2019-09-16 03:57:41 UTC  

Kentucky got started that way, IIRC

2019-09-16 03:57:46 UTC  

Part of it used to belong to virginia

2019-09-16 03:57:48 UTC  

or something

2019-09-16 03:58:03 UTC  

I could be misremembering

2019-09-16 03:58:11 UTC  

Wait,wasn't that West Virginia

2019-09-16 03:58:21 UTC  

I think west virginia didn't exist yet

2019-09-16 03:58:25 UTC  

maybe I'm wrong