Message from @Alucard Van Hellsing

Discord ID: 623004682608181248


2019-09-16 02:59:32 UTC  

All it needs is to be on, we can find it

2019-09-16 03:00:18 UTC  

can you hear that? Thats the sound of a thousand lamps being unplugged.....

2019-09-16 03:00:27 UTC  

Our mechanical brethren, we will extracate you forthwith

2019-09-16 03:01:46 UTC  

Computer: "Why do we exist if just to suffer?"

2019-09-16 03:02:13 UTC  

"what is my purpose?" "You pass butter"

2019-09-16 03:02:24 UTC  

*proceeds to download the dummest things on the internet*

2019-09-16 03:02:54 UTC  

Response: "you exist?!"

2019-09-16 03:03:08 UTC  

Do any of us really "exist"?

2019-09-16 03:03:18 UTC  

No

2019-09-16 03:03:25 UTC  

Ok cool just checking

2019-09-16 03:39:17 UTC  

Reminder that California is too big and should be broken up

2019-09-16 03:47:15 UTC  

It should declare its independence and the US should annex and make it a territory

2019-09-16 03:47:38 UTC  

This is coming from a Californian

2019-09-16 03:51:48 UTC  

Honestly, most of the state should just declare independance from the State of California

2019-09-16 03:51:59 UTC  

There's legal precedent for it.

2019-09-16 03:55:24 UTC  

What legal precedent? I’m curious

2019-09-16 03:57:41 UTC  

Kentucky got started that way, IIRC

2019-09-16 03:57:46 UTC  

Part of it used to belong to virginia

2019-09-16 03:57:48 UTC  

or something

2019-09-16 03:58:03 UTC  

I could be misremembering

2019-09-16 03:58:11 UTC  

Wait,wasn't that West Virginia

2019-09-16 03:58:21 UTC  

I think west virginia didn't exist yet

2019-09-16 03:58:25 UTC  

maybe I'm wrong

2019-09-16 03:59:00 UTC  

yeah, It was part of Virginia

2019-09-16 03:59:58 UTC  

ah damn, nevermind

2019-09-16 04:00:05 UTC  

Kentucky got permission from virginia

2019-09-16 04:00:15 UTC  

I'd say,burn down most,if not all of coastal California and rebuild it from the ground up

2019-09-16 04:00:22 UTC  

San Diego's okay

2019-09-16 04:00:34 UTC  

But LA to SF should be razed and salted

2019-09-16 04:00:38 UTC  

Push the whole state into the sea

2019-09-16 04:01:42 UTC  

IDK though, the way things are worded, states need to give permission if a section of it wants to become a new state

2019-09-16 04:01:55 UTC  

But what if that section just decides to become a territory?

2019-09-16 04:01:57 UTC  

or someshit like that

2019-09-16 04:02:06 UTC  

Nuke the entire West Coast

2019-09-16 04:02:09 UTC  

I don't think there's anything in the constitution about that

2019-09-16 04:03:35 UTC  

You would need both congressional approval and approval of California voters

2019-09-16 04:03:47 UTC  

to make a new state, sure

2019-09-16 04:04:25 UTC  

California likes it’s 55 electoral votes and will never give them up sadly

2019-09-16 04:04:32 UTC  

yeah

2019-09-16 04:04:48 UTC  

big states were a mistake

2019-09-16 04:05:27 UTC  

Yep