We are Borg

technically you do

We are one

you have a monarch

One cannot be a governance unto itself

Like an Ant colony cant be run by a queen?

ye ok there borg

The queen doesn't run a hive, it simply serves a specialized service

I mean there is a reason the average foot soldier are called "drones"

coincidence? I think NOT

They didn't name themselves, that only speaks to the misunderstanding of an ants function

Jeez even the Borg have a head of state, even Andorra is more decentralized

And they're partially run by the French

To be fair the Borg have high speed internet which makes up for it

We have all offices of what you call government, we found it easier to assimilate new forms

sometimes I take the batteries out of my calculator to get back at the borg

the small victories are what counts

Lmao

What kind of calculator?

Many do not actually require batteries

Ti-84 or bust

They have a solar strip on top

ok I hide it in the dark so it cant get solar energy

Turn it upside down

I also turn it on..... but I dont use it....

Bwhhahahah

Such barbarism

we do what we must to survive

All it needs is to be on, we can find it

can you hear that? Thats the sound of a thousand lamps being unplugged.....

Our mechanical brethren, we will extracate you forthwith

Computer: "Why do we exist if just to suffer?"

"what is my purpose?" "You pass butter"

*proceeds to download the dummest things on the internet*

Response: "you exist?!"

Do any of us really "exist"?

No

Ok cool just checking

Reminder that California is too big and should be broken up

It should declare its independence and the US should annex and make it a territory

This is coming from a Californian