When it’s this volatile

It’s impossible

I can and do

Do you have any idea the amount of controls behind stable currencies?

Mostly printing money at key times

Because

Yknow

It's inflationary

A gross oversimplification

Yes

You keep just saying the word inflation as if it just proves you right

That's not what I'm saying

Christ my internet connection is too shit for this on the Eurostar

This is literally just text...

last night i had a nightmare where i was in the apple store buying an imac. I was even adding on extras costing me a fortune for an extra 500mhz and some standard rate storage technology. it was like an outer body experience where i was watching myself be a shitheel and I was yelling at me but couldn't hear myself and then i woke up in a bed full of piss

Inflation be like

Fucking tunnels

what could this mean

An egg becomes thr most valued item in a starving city

Inflationary currency prints money when demand is high to keep the price stable

Deflationary currency increases in value *directly* with demand

Which makes it volatile

As demand is typically volatile

Funny enough if a state will burn some money its value will be able to keep up with inflation

It's a different system, but I am perfectly fine with it

gimme an iphone i ll give you 2.5 million tomatoes

No olives?

iTomat

i traded the olives for tomatoes

tomatoes is the standard currency

Olives superior

Beans are the king tho

When did that happen? Werent we trading in potatoes.?

Potatoes are also beans

Big beans

dunno wut norhtern europe uses as currency

the last wagon from there came 20 years ago

We use olive niggers

also me lord says i should go back picking olives

Also, the "need" for a currency to be stable isn't as necessary when the digital world allows for the fluid adjustment of prices

Cryptocurrency obv being almost entirely operated in the digital space anyways