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i try make wipeout gem

last night i had a nightmare where i was in the apple store buying an imac. I was even adding on extras costing me a fortune for an extra 500mhz and some standard rate storage technology. it was like an outer body experience where i was watching myself be a shitheel and I was yelling at me but couldn't hear myself and then i woke up in a bed full of piss

i think you're just attracted to conservatives

people that GET IT are attractive

im not gay for ben shapiro but i can tell that guy fucks

i just wanna give a shout-out to dried grapes, just raisin awareness

can yall shut up i have a webinar at 5

nazis need to be treated like any other minority

if im not at the computer yeeting im in the kitchen eating

i have a desktop shortcut that kills the wifi companywide just incase someone decides to play a sam smith album on the sonos

AOC, Omar, Talib & Ringo 'The Four Morons of the Apocalypse'

i open carry kleenex
snots fired!

just got a text from the dark brotherhood
replied STOP to discontinue these types of messages

top skills on my resume are reverse image searching and tanning

it was a slow start but by the end of the movie forrest easily had a 200 IQ

if gluten exists why is it not on the periodic table

babies are born gay its patriarchal white society that makes them str8

the wright brother stole flight blueprints from black slaves

five guys is just 2 and a half men x2

im a vegan but i like to hunt hamburger sandwiches for sport

my greatest talent is completing a capri sun in 1 suck

alexander graham bell stole the telephone blueprints from black slaves over the phone

the future is bright
the future is orange man bad

everybody's racist, they have racial pride, preferences, sexual and societal
i have no problem with that, i have a problem with the shitheels forcing it upon us to mix, and it's far too late

its high time we stopped capitulating to this gotcha boogeyman that they painted as a 10x worse offense than being a pedo or rapist

analog sticks are basically miniature tits

i like to save my yoghurt pots in case i have friends over for drinks

they could always fuck off since forever for me, socialist fucking sabotaging authoritarians

i'd rather be an AMERICAN than a democrat

i went from babe magnet to fridge magnet in 3 easy steps

it never improves, and yet they sit at hearings claiming no bias

did you ever imagine as a kid you'd spend a huge portion of your time sharing shitty urls with strangers

FINNA BUST YA IN YA MUTHAFUCKIN FOHEAD

is it too much to be spared the attitude when i ask for my mcdonalds french fries cooked in goosefat

the media is racist. they unfairly depict minorities as criminals merely for the crimes that they commit

literally alergic to brown ppl here, if i live with them i get cancer and die 40 years younger

i wonder if i can claim benefits for it

yeah they can be fine, its a shame to be nasty to a select few

why is my channel 4 news anchor talking to me in a doo rag

hows those diversity quotas panning out

i plant trees in minecraft to offset my carbon footprint

why would my neighbour ask me to take their delivery if they didn't want me to open it

only problem with tulsi is she put her hand up to open borders

make self assessment tax less of a nightmare and i might pay it on fucking time

im emmigrating to a country where their answer to knife crime isn't more tabletennis tables

sugar and an upside down food pyramid is killing us all

my answer to a dirty diarrhea shit is 'the market will clean it up'

aren't they globalist promoters

wife swap was basically the uk budget version of face off

cause they'd swipe left on small dix

i like to breastfeed on the first date

make alinity go topless for twitch immunity yes no

I'd rather have a free gluten meal than a gluten free meal

if you hiccup thru your nose its technically a yeet

not to brag but i can cook minute rice in under half an hour

told my physician my target weight is 1/4 pounder with cheese

cardi b makes music for women who shoplift at yard sales

m seeks female non smoking non liberal non ugly

weak genes call for strong jeans

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