johnℓine✓ ⱽ ᵉ ʳ ᶦ ᶠ ᶦ ᵉ ᵈ
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i try make wipeout gem
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neaties
last night i had a nightmare where i was in the apple store buying an imac. I was even adding on extras costing me a fortune for an extra 500mhz and some standard rate storage technology. it was like an outer body experience where i was watching myself be a shitheel and I was yelling at me but couldn't hear myself and then i woke up in a bed full of piss
what could this mean
what are yall yeeting about
i think you're just attracted to conservatives
people that GET IT are attractive
YEET
im not gay for ben shapiro but i can tell that guy fucks
THAT GUY FUCKS
i just wanna give a shout-out to dried grapes, just raisin awareness
can yall shut up i have a webinar at 5
nazis need to be treated like any other minority
**WAR PLAN PURPLE**
if im not at the computer yeeting im in the kitchen eating
i have a desktop shortcut that kills the wifi companywide just incase someone decides to play a sam smith album on the sonos
AOC, Omar, Talib & Ringo 'The Four Morons of the Apocalypse'
i open carry kleenex
snots fired!
just got a text from the dark brotherhood
replied STOP to discontinue these types of messages
top skills on my resume are reverse image searching and tanning
it was a slow start but by the end of the movie forrest easily had a 200 IQ
if gluten exists why is it not on the periodic table
fucking gotem
babies are born gay its patriarchal white society that makes them str8
the wright brother stole flight blueprints from black slaves
five guys is just 2 and a half men x2
im a vegan but i like to hunt hamburger sandwiches for sport
my greatest talent is completing a capri sun in 1 suck
alexander graham bell stole the telephone blueprints from black slaves over the phone
the future is bright
the future is orange man bad
DISGUSTING RAYCIST
everybody's racist, they have racial pride, preferences, sexual and societal
i have no problem with that, i have a problem with the shitheels forcing it upon us to mix, and it's far too late
yes, they are
do you fancy black chicks
do you prefer dogs over cats
its high time we stopped capitulating to this gotcha boogeyman that they painted as a 10x worse offense than being a pedo or rapist
analog sticks are basically miniature tits
change my mind
i like to save my yoghurt pots in case i have friends over for drinks
SWIPE DOWN
they could always fuck off since forever for me, socialist fucking sabotaging authoritarians
sup ya baby boomer fucker!
i'd rather be an AMERICAN than a democrat
i went from babe magnet to fridge magnet in 3 easy steps
it never improves, and yet they sit at hearings claiming no bias
did you ever imagine as a kid you'd spend a huge portion of your time sharing shitty urls with strangers
FINNA BUST YA IN YA MUTHAFUCKIN FOHEAD
is it too much to be spared the attitude when i ask for my mcdonalds french fries cooked in goosefat
the media is racist. they unfairly depict minorities as criminals merely for the crimes that they commit
literally alergic to brown ppl here, if i live with them i get cancer and die 40 years younger
i wonder if i can claim benefits for it
yeah they can be fine, its a shame to be nasty to a select few
why is my channel 4 news anchor talking to me in a doo rag
du du hed
hows those diversity quotas panning out
i plant trees in minecraft to offset my carbon footprint
why would my neighbour ask me to take their delivery if they didn't want me to open it
i grew attached to batten
only problem with tulsi is she put her hand up to open borders
hell fucking no
make self assessment tax less of a nightmare and i might pay it on fucking time
gotta do mine
im emmigrating to a country where their answer to knife crime isn't more tabletennis tables
sugar tax
sugar and an upside down food pyramid is killing us all
my answer to a dirty diarrhea shit is 'the market will clean it up'
aren't they globalist promoters
wife swap was basically the uk budget version of face off
change my mind
im a tits guy
shit comes out of asses
boobeos dont smell
swipe left on flat chests
cause they'd swipe left on small dix
i like to breastfeed on the first date
im quite progressive
lol truthbonb
BONB
make alinity go topless for twitch immunity yes no
I'd rather have a free gluten meal than a gluten free meal
wax my balls u bigot
i type faster than i talk
if you hiccup thru your nose its technically a yeet
a face i'd like to decimate
not to brag but i can cook minute rice in under half an hour
told my physician my target weight is 1/4 pounder with cheese
cardi b makes music for women who shoplift at yard sales
m seeks female non smoking non liberal non ugly
weak genes call for strong jeans
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