He's an android and can control plasma and radiation, which is cool tbh

hmm, sounds like magic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Torch_(android)

nope.

It's not magic

VOTE PRINCE GEORGE FOR DICTATOR! THE WARCHEIF OF THE FUTURE

It's mutant cells imbued on an android @ManAnimal

ah, i c. never was big into comic books

Prince Charles for abdication tbh

and since the hollywood retards started shitting all over my childhood, i have stayed away from the theater

Your childhood was before cinemas existed though

Your child was before movies existed, MA

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Human_Torch_(Android)_(Earth-616)

yes, i have Jesus's beeper number

we used to hang

did he say cool jokes tho?

MA, you're currently hanging

off an oak tree

in my backyard

If only

I've got the KKK on speed-dial

so a car is now a tree?

what car

I have jesus on my side

there is no car

oh but there IS a car

I'VE GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

I AM god

>there is no car
>but there is a car'

and emperor

boomer

@Mikey You may have Jesus, but you don't have the power of anime on your side

you call me 'boomer' like that is supposed to be offensive or something

Me when MA types

@ManAnimal if you’re anything it’s a nigger

you can't offend a troll

Jack is a cick grill?

>MA
>Being competent enough to troll
<:thunk:462282216467333140>

calling someone a boomer aint an insult tho