Message from @Spooky Melon
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Why is pulse in your area 51 meme
because pulse is the government
I mean he is CIA
Who the fuck is pulse?
Or is he FBI
FBI
Close enough
what if the area 51 raid was proposed by the chinese government to destabilize america and create another civil war
KGB
löl
Yesm stolm the alea fift wan, yes
crazy idea
what if they, idk
just have a reinforced door?
It would be a net good if the 400k people did try to storm it and just got shot to fuck
nobody's bringing a battering ram or explosives, i guarantee it
I think they will just be arrested
Tazered the fuck out of them too probs
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depends how many come
arrests if its few, if its a ton? they'll just shoot likely
40 000 come
Only 40 actually dare to go in
or in a grand plot twist: they'll just have moved everything, and give everyone a grand tour
kek
If a literal horde of them showed up though it would be funny
If I lived near area 51 one id get close enough to watch though
> we were planning to make this defunkt base a tourist attraction for a long time, welcome
not enough to get arrested
dude i fucking hope so
just so i can say "remember the great raid?"
My friend drove to area 51 when he was close
he was greeted by a black SUV that followed him for a while
"Ah yes, here is the holding cell where we kept alien children while their accompanying adults were questioned on matters of galactic terrorism."
They did nothing
He didn't go past the "keep out" keep out signs