Haoyoire nyaruko is fantastic

Nyantastic, you mean.

https://tenor.com/view/delete-matt-hardy-broken-woken-gif-10593305

>thinks men date on height on women

<inb4 calls being taller than the average human is "Become a man"

also

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Men often do care about height for women, but it's rarely specific. Some don't want a woman to be taller, some want a drastic height difference, some want her to be just a couple inches shorter, and most probably don't care at all

also I'm pretty sure

midgets like midgests

aswell as other people like midgets

I don't think I'd be attracted to any woman under 4'11" or over 6'1" or so, but it's possible I suppose

I mean she'd have to be your type atleast

that's always a given

I'm between 5'9" and 5'10" for reference

time to shame yearspast

😎

And I kinda do agree with that horribly colored chart, at least for me. 5'4"-5'7" ideal

6'5" like Lucy is way too tall

>Lucy

>not actually TYRONE

mfw

>Lucy
>not an actual nigger with a 15inch cock

mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zElqSnlHxbA
This Chadlet is who everybody to look up to (IIRC, he's only 5')

>Lucy
>Being black and having a big dick

Something doesn't fit.

Man even if I became filthy rich, i'd still buy the cheap ass shit i love to eat

cheap jaffa cakes

Like semen cakes?

Oh...

Is that just me?

i bet that's a thing and it's not a joke

not a literal semen cake

but i bet that's the name of something

I bed male feminist had made one to show that men eating cum are just as manly as the rest

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/students-mixed-semen-cake-frosting-9444709