and i say fucked up shit at work

okay, okay

also

do you bathe at least twice a week?

my manager called me honorary african

Criticize the way they dress then ask if they'd like to do a threesome.

I hear that always works.

IRL

@Spooky Melon bruh

I mean... Rape works for people with brown skin and an Islamic faith.

i take a shower before everytime i work

But only in Sweden.

I take a shower every day

Take showers less then.

nah

bruh?

i only take showers if i need to

^

if i dont have to go to work or i dont have to see anybody

im gonna be a stinky boy

basically, i take showers if i have to interact with the outside world

MEME TEAM

if im doing nothin, i can afford an extra day or two. i live in the cold

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

That means you need to stop bathing, @Some Fucking Leaf.

Oh fuck it's a red leaf.

not important though

Good to see you again, fagit.

honestly

next point

the only reason i dont ever have a gf

is cuz i dont bother

i lack the self confidence

The only gf I ever had

was married

nothing about me physically is really stopping me

do you creep out your average passerby?

The only reason I don't ever have a gf, is because I won't date land whales.

lmao no

Stole that bitch cuz she had nice tits.

I can't dab.

I've been considering using a dating site to meet chicks but I've heard so many horror stories I'm reluctiant

Someone give me a dab emote.