i only take showers if i need to

^

if i dont have to go to work or i dont have to see anybody

im gonna be a stinky boy

basically, i take showers if i have to interact with the outside world

MEME TEAM

if im doing nothin, i can afford an extra day or two. i live in the cold

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

That means you need to stop bathing, @Some Fucking Leaf.

Oh fuck it's a red leaf.

not important though

Good to see you again, fagit.

honestly

next point

the only reason i dont ever have a gf

is cuz i dont bother

i lack the self confidence

The only gf I ever had

was married

nothing about me physically is really stopping me

do you creep out your average passerby?

The only reason I don't ever have a gf, is because I won't date land whales.

lmao no

Stole that bitch cuz she had nice tits.

I can't dab.

I've been considering using a dating site to meet chicks but I've heard so many horror stories I'm reluctiant

Someone give me a dab emote.

hmmmm

i refuse to use tinder or other shits

do you still live with your mom?

if im gonna meet a girl

im gonna do it right

... Don't use dating sites.

@Spooky Melon yes but im also only 19

tinder should probably be banned

Taking daily showers is so engrained into my daily routine and that not doing it is like burning the Bible in the middle of a church

@Polekov is she a cool mom though

no one asked for your opinion @Death in June

bro

too bad

my mom is lit

I mean-