not obese

but fat

Step 3: cheat day. JUST KIDDING NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED MORE PUSHUPS

do you have friends

irl

have people ever laughed at your jokes

I have some

i have a close group of friends

Want to get laid? Rape

Do more dark humor.

I would say people have

of like 5 or 6

also, most ppl at my work think i'm funny

and i say fucked up shit at work

okay, okay

also

do you bathe at least twice a week?

my manager called me honorary african

Criticize the way they dress then ask if they'd like to do a threesome.

I hear that always works.

IRL

@Spooky Melon bruh

I mean... Rape works for people with brown skin and an Islamic faith.

i take a shower before everytime i work

But only in Sweden.

I take a shower every day

Take showers less then.

nah

bruh?

i only take showers if i need to

^

if i dont have to go to work or i dont have to see anybody

im gonna be a stinky boy

basically, i take showers if i have to interact with the outside world

MEME TEAM

if im doing nothin, i can afford an extra day or two. i live in the cold

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

That means you need to stop bathing, @Some Fucking Leaf.

Oh fuck it's a red leaf.

not important though

Good to see you again, fagit.

honestly

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