Blindness is strictly forbidden

Trump2020

ive seen absolute slimeballs get women, all you need to do is be able to have a functioning conversation

I agree. If you want to fuck a cripple chick, pick someone that's deaf or in a wheelchair.

@Spooky Melon I've been trying, I've met 3-6 girls, and they either friendzone me right off the bat, or give me a fake number

You make the assumption that Some Fucking Leaf is not socially inept.

fucking charisma of 5

You have to fuck them right in the friend zone.

worst part is I'm not even fat or ugly

I think it's safe to assume that everyone in here is at least mildly autistic.

I'm just the king autist, spergiest of the spergs.

are you a skinny noodle?

ye

fuck

you're doomed

Step 1: do pushups.

Step 2: do MOAR pushups.

are you skinny or skinnyfat?

(not really, i know some skinny nerdlings that smash)

im fat

not obese

but fat

Step 3: cheat day. JUST KIDDING NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED MORE PUSHUPS

do you have friends

irl

have people ever laughed at your jokes

I have some

i have a close group of friends

Want to get laid? Rape

Do more dark humor.

I would say people have

of like 5 or 6

also, most ppl at my work think i'm funny

and i say fucked up shit at work

okay, okay

also

do you bathe at least twice a week?

my manager called me honorary african

Criticize the way they dress then ask if they'd like to do a threesome.

I hear that always works.

IRL

@Spooky Melon bruh

I mean... Rape works for people with brown skin and an Islamic faith.