To the chambers with you!

for the past year? how hard have you been trying

Blindness is strictly forbidden

Trump2020

ive seen absolute slimeballs get women, all you need to do is be able to have a functioning conversation

I agree. If you want to fuck a cripple chick, pick someone that's deaf or in a wheelchair.

@Spooky Melon I've been trying, I've met 3-6 girls, and they either friendzone me right off the bat, or give me a fake number

You make the assumption that Some Fucking Leaf is not socially inept.

fucking charisma of 5

You have to fuck them right in the friend zone.

worst part is I'm not even fat or ugly

I think it's safe to assume that everyone in here is at least mildly autistic.

I'm just the king autist, spergiest of the spergs.

are you a skinny noodle?

ye

fuck

you're doomed

Step 1: do pushups.

Step 2: do MOAR pushups.

are you skinny or skinnyfat?

(not really, i know some skinny nerdlings that smash)

im fat

not obese

but fat

Step 3: cheat day. JUST KIDDING NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED MORE PUSHUPS

do you have friends

irl

have people ever laughed at your jokes

I have some

i have a close group of friends

Want to get laid? Rape

Do more dark humor.

I would say people have

of like 5 or 6

also, most ppl at my work think i'm funny

and i say fucked up shit at work

okay, okay

also

do you bathe at least twice a week?

my manager called me honorary african

Criticize the way they dress then ask if they'd like to do a threesome.

I hear that always works.

IRL