is cuz i dont bother

i lack the self confidence

The only gf I ever had

was married

nothing about me physically is really stopping me

do you creep out your average passerby?

The only reason I don't ever have a gf, is because I won't date land whales.

lmao no

Stole that bitch cuz she had nice tits.

I can't dab.

I've been considering using a dating site to meet chicks but I've heard so many horror stories I'm reluctiant

Someone give me a dab emote.

hmmmm

i refuse to use tinder or other shits

do you still live with your mom?

if im gonna meet a girl

im gonna do it right

... Don't use dating sites.

@Spooky Melon yes but im also only 19

tinder should probably be banned

Taking daily showers is so engrained into my daily routine and that not doing it is like burning the Bible in the middle of a church

@Polekov is she a cool mom though

no one asked for your opinion @Death in June

bro

too bad

my mom is lit

I mean-

fucking better be

they wouldn't know if I did

if she isnt, you're fucked

@Justice - ...but Bible burning is part of my weekly routine.

my mom is awesome

Lmao

I've never told any of the chicks I talk to that

good

i love my mother

best mom ever

don't introduce people to your mom off the bat

actually

don't ever

lmao