Message from @Mikey

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PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:02:33 UTC  

of a milf sounds good

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:02:39 UTC  

Until you see them in the club

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:02:44 UTC  

and it just looks really sad

HunDread
2019-07-21 20:02:51 UTC  

until you see them behave in their natural environment

Danacrag
2019-07-21 20:03:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/602591399761936417/IMG_20190721_140830.jpg

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:03:11 UTC  

STOP

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:03:12 UTC  

THIS

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:03:13 UTC  

NOW

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:03:31 UTC  

Nah, Jack looks fine. Just not my type.

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:03:56 UTC  

You like rugged men with lungs black as tar

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:04:10 UTC  

Eh.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:04:15 UTC  

I like a lot of types.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:04:32 UTC  

My favourite is a athletic build. Someone who could be in the military.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:04:46 UTC  

Turns out the guy I'm chatting to now is going into the Navy, and my ex was in the Navy too.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:04:50 UTC  

Maybe it's just Navy lads.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:04:52 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:04:54 UTC  

You should just join the navy

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:05:11 UTC  

Nah

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:05:15 UTC  

I'd rather join the engineers.

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:05:23 UTC  

Im sure they have engineers in the navy

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:05:36 UTC  

Well yeah. But I don't want to be a grunt engineer.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:05:43 UTC  

Like my brother was.

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:05:45 UTC  

Or you can join me in the life of finance

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:05:48 UTC  

there's shitloads of gay people there

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:05:54 UTC  

Sounds shit

Jack of Trades
2019-07-21 20:05:58 UTC  

@Mikey Same, but the more fem the better :3

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:06:05 UTC  

Honestly, construction sounds more like my kinda job.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:06:19 UTC  

I like manual labour.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:06:30 UTC  

Seeing the product of your labour is such a rewarding thing.

Ferris
2019-07-21 20:07:05 UTC  

mike the builder

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:07:08 UTC  

Ya

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:07:11 UTC  

that is true

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:07:11 UTC  

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:07:18 UTC  

That's why I'm moving into development

PureEvilPie
2019-07-21 20:07:24 UTC  

So many jobs in banks are useless

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:07:26 UTC  

I used to be a carpet fitter back when I first left college.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:07:45 UTC  

Part time carpet fitter, part time shop runner. Pretty decent.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:08:56 UTC  

Seeing the result of refitting an entire house with new carpets was so damn rewarding, honestly. Especially when the house was shit at the beginning.

Mikey
2019-07-21 20:09:30 UTC  

And going into people's houses that were exceeding £1 million in value was gnarly.

Ferris
2019-07-21 20:09:38 UTC  

oof