If I did that the guy in the toilet cubicle would be very scared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA

I don't even need to make fun of UK

They covered that for me already

We don’t have school shootings though

"ministry of public decency"

Checkmate obesity

You have stabbings

acidings

Not in schools

truckings

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7160549/Man-attacked-SPOON-robbed-terrifying-home-invasion-three-men-Merrylands-Sydney.html

In schools too

And even the c

Then

Not as bad as shootings

@PureEvilPie you do have roaming rape gangs, though

The numbers don't lie

you also can't even have SPOONS

oddly enough

Start correcting the place at this point and you face firebombings and riots

FUCKING KEK

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck lol

Lol

https://nypost.com/2019/05/16/police-station-mocked-for-photo-of-knife-haul-that-includes-a-spoon/

> A FOKKEN SPOON

Dangerous assault weapons removed from the streets. @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Yes.

Tuning fork

oh shit

woah

a leftist infiltrator

tuning fork is a WMD

if you watched that episode of ducktales you know

you white niggers cannot comprehend the level of skill and complexity of technique required to use a knife

Mexico spends 8 times less and live the same as US citizen

Mexicanos do it right