Okay so real talk

Hail Satan

I've got no real beef with Thor 4 bringing back Portman to be Mighty Thor (how the director is calling woman Thor)

>>> cardboard

So long as the writing isn't like this:

I think it's clear Hemsworth is going nowhere; he's extended for four more movies so that's good

There are ways to do the female successor of Thor right, just don't do shit like thos

This

It's glorious https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1154778594725507072

Thor is gonna be much better in guardians tbh

He suits them more than the avengers

I do think mighty Thor's design is great tho

The black eyes? That skirtlike armor thing?

Very dynamic

I wasn't a fan of the choice when it happened but the design is sound

I'll miss America's ass

ofc

Now we have a skinnier blacker one

Chris Evans is fit though

He says he's already done suit tests and he's hype

Disney won me over with Disney+

The prospect of the whole Disney catalogue plus shows that are ACTUALLY connected to the movies (unlike all the others)

Fuck wamen heroes, gimme Tom Braider

I kinda grew up on MCU so... Yeah, fine. Take my money on this one.

Give me Chris Evans in a tight suit

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Please don't turn this into some fantasy gay smut

yooooo

I don't want to hear about Chris Evans in Tights

Did I say tights

No

no gay porn on my christian server

TOO LATE

Tight suits....even though its more elegant its still borderline degenerate

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I guess the MCU is degenerate now