wake up Mikey

Mikey isn't woke

mikey is woke af

God not real until Satan comes for you in the night....

he does cocaine all the time

Satan also not real

Satan being your step father? been there

lmao I wish I had the energy that cocaine gives you

Is doing cocaine woke or just a temporay woke?

mikey is tony montana irl

I'd not have missed the last five hours of the day

"I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me...."

ma, what is your drug of choice?

Semen

Anal blood

hmmm. good question. Perhaps life

or sex

So, nothing

absolutely based

if u need a high, light your pants on fire and see how releived you feel when they put the fire out before your nutz go up in flames

I must've been in one hell of a deep sleep. There's a damp sweat patch from where I was laid on my bed.

Lovely

Literally no1:

Mikey: I'm a sweaty boi

Only when in a deep sleep lmao

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Literally no1:
Coolitic: I'm a homosexual

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Homo? No. No.

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Now kids, dont' eat the yellow snow

stahp it mikey

get some help

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@Vander Loonéy

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Degenerates