Goats? What goats? I never touched any

Glorious goat

How fake so gay

Disappoint

@2K
>The Tree-Jew advances, coming to take your foreskin

OMFG delet

The holeeeees

The holes

this clip bothers me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347045440958627841/605813213736468481/how_to_apply_thermal_paste.mp4

That's how it's done

If a dryad is a tree

Everyone should do that

Does the dryad feel the trees bark see her skin

In such a way that

You could fuck the aforementioned tree

I think the tree-bark is like...clothing or something tbf

And bring that dryad to orgasm

why tho

Or is that a no

Thermal paste is a meme at this point.

would it squirt tree-sap?

Entirely curiosity

I dunno

Does the tree already have a vaginal hole

Or do you need to carve out a Fleshlight first

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

>Half-Dryad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birch_sap

begone foreskin (((daemons)))

@Lucienne d'Anwyl PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
https://www.dndbeyond.com/races/124505-half-dryad

Your typical

Ou know

Oh I mean

Farmer sees a really appetizing tree

Commercial birch sap:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Berezovii_sok.JPG/800px-Berezovii_sok.JPG

Unzips pabts

Fucks

Tree gives birth

The usual

@Lucienne d'Anwyl
``Rishyasringa was a boy born with the horns of a deer in Hindu-Buddhist mythology. His father was the Vibhandak Rishi, and his mother was a celestial paramour. According to another legend, he was believed to have been born of a doe and from the slight protrusion of his forehead``
This nigga's dad takes a wank and the deer eats it, causing it to get pregnant

Hindu-Buddhist Mythology is fucking WEIRD