But then he left today

And i got settledwith thisvfucker

I don believe this is FBI. Where are the payots?

He's a fucking blabermouth

I might just turn on my fan and do a racket just out of spite for this guy

I swear to god Im about to do what the cancer couldnt to this fucker

Are you going to smother him with a pillow?

be an adult and tell him to fuck off

At least have some good old man/young man snuggles

I couldn't have roommates

Everybody needs some mature love once in a while

I don't because i don't live in the third world where hospital rooms are shared

nohomo

Private bedroom where you share everything else? Sure. Actually sharing a bedroom fuck that

If i could j would...fucker is old and i might just kill him by beeing too mean

You have a ward-mate who is noisy, I have the fucking army keeping me awake

"army" is that what you call your rapey daddys

Oh you're in a ward

And i like my fucking sleep nice and quite so fuck you

No, as in "the army", doing some kind of training exercises with those absurd pseudo-helicopter planes at 11pm at night

Instead of killing him....

Why not give him the good ol' Cleveland Steamer?

Ospreys

well we all sleep quite a bit

quite right

some might not quite get enough

QUITE

nice and ***QUITE***

Ill murder your family

I hostelled in a 20 bed dorm earlier this month and it was alright

3 days was more than enough of it though

Thankfully no one spoke English so I didn't have to communicate

uh huh, you 'hostelled' with 19 othe r men

Snoring is a cancer

Yeah a bunch of Germans

snoring is just the throat saying it wants cock

Get your sinuses sclean

go relieve it

Jesus Christ jack

What

Literally in bed with the german

Nooo