>imagine being serious on the internet

PEP you don't wash

You’re still grim

They both sound pretty gay not gonna lie

I wash

Non stop

Liar

Always washing

I just said id smell mikeys taint lmao i couldnt be too serious here

Some dude sent me a dickpic once and he had smegma, it was honestly disgusting

Jack fuck off

No

I don’t need this imagery

Smegend!

Talk about it more jack

You’d smell his tait? What are you gay?

It’s actually so gross

Cat, you smeg!

Just wash your cock after a wank

It’s not ducking hard

@livid_scrooge pfff ill say no homo

NHS ensnwhbebebwhwjs

Therefore not gay

I learned of the word smeg from Red Dwarf

Great show <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

I learned it in school

Not how it works

My teacher was like

You're not how it works

Hey PEP, get your dick out and pull back the foreskin

And then gently pulled it back for me

Knew it was going thid way

buttpussy >> pussypussy

Why dont you have a boipussy

And then described what any little white bits were

🙃

You guys gay

boipussy is a discriminatory word

People who call others gay a lot are always gay themselves

Kam I’m going to have to introduce you to my friend @Goodwood of Dank™ as I believe you two would get along quite nicely