Really refreshing

Green is for faggots too

fucking tea

I don’t think so

I kinda miss the old lady who lived opposite and threatened to report me for "nazi salutes"

I was doing sports and she was spying on me with binoculars

lol

But then she got cancer and died

Dirty old woman

sad

I was not even mad

mad? that she died or got cancer?

Police would be on my side from the "saw through binoculars" part that she freely admitted

Because that is illegal in Germany

Deutschland! Deutschland!

Remember on every exercise to extend out correctly in order to get the stretch. 💪

yeah, i know; my ex had no trouble running around naked in front of open windows

@ManAnimal no , that she threatened me with some reidiculous shit

I found that a bit odd

ah. that is different

lol okie https://twitter.com/LeftBrexit/status/1156650447547043840?s=20

Did you know that some ridiculous percentage of German men sit down when they pea to avoid pissing on the seat?

Amazing

When i went to the uni I was walking past the apartments which were set in a former ground-floor-shop, so the windows were all eye-level

"men"

(((men)))

I really hope verhofstadt gets his wish

And yet the couple there didn't give a damn and walked naked

yup, i can beleive it

But then German saunas will always be awkward to me

@ManAnimal I squat to avoid splashing

Maximum slav

Just go into them and make eye contact with everyone, waving it around

(shakes head)

The Dutch piss everywhere

German saunas are ok

I stand when I'm not gonna be the one who has to clean that shit

I was weirded out once when granny came in in a brazeer, took it off and unrolled a pair of meter long flat tits

Impressive

Not one for wanting to see my buddies girl naked. Tends to make shit awkard. Not my fault he is inadquate