Y shave in 1st place tbh

true

use a bayonet @Jack of Trades

To show your dominance as I explained, duh

i m going for that look myself tbh

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Curiosity got me

I did google putting dick in a hoover

> funniest noises

lmao

i got a perfect vid for that

but its nsfw

why are people so fucking retarded like are people going to start putting there dick in a fucking tree next

I have severe doubts that it is pleasant

But I won't be trying it out

people put aa bateries up their urethra

doubt its worse

people have died from sticking their dick in a vacuum

AA or AAA?

the bigger onnes

don't do it lads

dont member

I know there was a dude that died from putting his dick in a bottle in Moscow

so people have Put batterys up there arse

thas pretty tame

tbh

He could not pull his dick out of the bottle once it got erect and then stale blood caused necrosis and blood poisoning

What a retarded way to go

oof

lmao

like that idiot in the mister happy hands vid

who died by internal bleeding by getting fucked by a horse

huge anime tiddies

He died not because of a horse tho

His friends stalled for an hour, and then just dropped his body in front of a hospital where he was not discovered for another few hours

he quite literally died by the cock

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/7/2/362882/full.jpeg

well not my proudest nut

Frankly the only insulting feature of that picture is just how shitty the drawing is

like how lanky is that fucker

A 4 year old with a week's worth of drawing experience will do a better job