any major island is a guaranteed good time tbh

Lmao

the best are corfu, rhodes, crete, Kos, zante, santorini, mykonos and paros imo

but the others are pretty good too

don't be a newswedigger

I'm thinking of going next summer

But ty

np

Crete is real nice

only problem with crete, is that is big tbh

You can also find real cheap hotels on Crete

you need to rent a car for sure'

And if you go, be careful of harbour party areas, there are pickpocketers and scammers raoming there

I'm like a jew, hyper aware of that shite

lot of georgian pick pocketers <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608> <:why:462286147473637407>

lol

Git gud

Git gud

No Jack, you don;t understand. The Jews can feel the money they own as if it were a part of their body. It's it's like you always instinctively know what position your hand is in, even if you don't look at it.

If you learn greek (bare minimum to converse on everyday stuff)

You will have a very good time on greek islands

They are so much nicer to people that can speak grek (even bad greek)

well everyone likes ppl who put effort

true

Jews are money benders like they were from Avatar.

I got a room for 1Eur a night just for knowing greek

lel

They would otherwise only rent it to another greek

gotta learn some greek <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

It was right next to a night club blaring music all night, but that was the same for a $300 hotel there

my relative is married to a greek dude so kinda have access to nice stuff <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

I was wrong Anubis that was a real shooting

I almost bought a summer house on Creta

???? @n meowzers

I wanted to just keep renting it to tourists

I was lucky I didn't

if you try speaking greek to a greek, even if you speak badly
it is guaranteed they gonna do, anything for you to have a good time

like if you to a restaurant

People always say more shootings that are just regular shootings around mass shootings but this one was a mass shooting

they gonna treat you a desert and for sure a bottle or two of wine or ouzo