Message from @livid_scrooge

Discord ID: 608178388426948608

Cybel
2019-08-06 05:25:28 UTC  

You niggas look like brocoaly

ManAnimal
2019-08-06 05:28:13 UTC  

Pikey wears Nikes?

SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
2019-08-06 05:28:19 UTC  

@King Canuck cringe

ManAnimal
2019-08-06 05:28:22 UTC  

Where'd you steal them from?

ManAnimal
2019-08-06 05:29:40 UTC  

SO true.........

Kaiser Pepsi Man
2019-08-06 05:45:25 UTC  

ok boomer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/608173766585090048/video-4-1.mov

Goodwood of Dank™
2019-08-06 05:46:58 UTC  

The pings are timed all wrong. They're supposed to be concurrent to the point of sweep on the display; i.e., they sound only once the sweep completes a 360 degree circuit.

Stig2002
2019-08-06 05:47:10 UTC  

i know

Goodwood of Dank™
2019-08-06 05:47:15 UTC  

Kek.

Stig2002
2019-08-06 05:47:40 UTC  

but i cant do much about it

Stig2002
2019-08-06 05:47:43 UTC  

sadly

Goodwood of Dank™
2019-08-06 05:48:20 UTC  

Ah well.

ManAnimal
2019-08-06 05:52:16 UTC  

While you bois leading the world. might as well get used to praising allha

Goodwood of Dank™
2019-08-06 05:57:45 UTC  

Fuck Allah. He gay.

livid_scrooge
2019-08-06 05:57:56 UTC  

>Goodwood

BrandonChimaria (｡◕‿◕｡✿)
2019-08-06 06:02:49 UTC  

Megumin...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/608178129319493642/wee.png

Ayylmao
2019-08-06 06:03:02 UTC  

megumeme is shit waifu

n meowzers
2019-08-06 06:03:42 UTC  

white people are so fucking nasty

livid_scrooge
2019-08-06 06:03:47 UTC  

Hello Muten!!!

livid_scrooge
2019-08-06 06:03:58 UTC  

It's so nice to see you again!

BrandonChimaria (｡◕‿◕｡✿)
2019-08-06 06:06:26 UTC  

Hey look it's obama...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/608179046702120990/o.png

Bones
2019-08-06 06:06:45 UTC  

imagine having an inferior anime waifu

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:08:16 UTC  

Is it bad when I'm in a sixth floor hotel room, I look out to the balcony (which is openable) and see the pool and find myself wondering if I could get away with the jump. (Odds aren't favorable enough for me to try, so before you go down that route. No, I will not.)

livid_scrooge
2019-08-06 06:09:11 UTC  

@Laucivol 1-800-273-8255

Ayylmao
2019-08-06 06:09:14 UTC  

you wont make it

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:11:30 UTC  

Nah, as said, the pool is probably less than 6 feet deep.

Stig2002
2019-08-06 06:11:42 UTC  

TAKE A PIC

Stig2002
2019-08-06 06:11:46 UTC  

lol caps

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:12:06 UTC  

@livid_scrooge Silly, see the parenthetical statement before you assume suicidal thoughts.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:12:37 UTC  

Damnit, you too, @Stig2002. I put the parenthetical statement for you as well.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:12:38 UTC  

Lol

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:13:08 UTC  

All said, the pool *is* directly below the balcony.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:13:20 UTC  

So, odds are I would hit the water.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:15:39 UTC  

Great, now I'm doing the math to figure out the odds of survival.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:16:17 UTC  

If anyone looks into my search history they'll think I was actually considering doing something that dumb.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:18:12 UTC  

And, remember, this isn't Minecraft- a couple "blocks" of water is not adequate.

Laucivol
2019-08-06 06:18:52 UTC  

So, based on what I'm seeing here, although the impact on the surface wouldn't be terrible.

Stig2002
2019-08-06 06:18:56 UTC  

one block is adequate in mc