not crocs

crocs fuck you up

aligays don't do shit

we got motha fuckin meth drive thrus dewd

When I was twelve, I knew a kid at summer day camp who was in the news because he got attacked by an alligator.

@Muten >ironic

He lived tho

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops

Yes he did.

If it was a croc he'd be dead

Florida ain't got noting on Southern Mississippi

gators are not everywhere... I've never seen one outside of a zoo.

i was not kidding

literal meth drive throughs

Not necessarily. But then, the crocs hadn't gotten to the Panhandle in those days.

Do you even know what a croc is?

Drive through drug dealing

Crocodile. Yeah.

Meth-fil-ay

you know where they live?

Drive through 6-packs of cold beer

Not america

i LOVE that

The lower penninsula is crawling with the fuckers.

McDruggables

Has been for decades.

I guess their not native

"welcome to MethDonalds, how can i take your order today"

Don't ever go out onto the Everglades alone.

because crocs are not native to america

yeah i got chased by a croc in a little fishing boat once

wasn't fun

"uh... fuck... ill take a large number 1, with a side of xanax"

Tell that to the crocs.

There is actually a beer drive-through in Germany

crocs are native to wherever the fuck they are

bruh

I have no idea how they got a permit

same in Mississippi

literal dinosaurs

no permit requred