Crocodile. Yeah.

Meth-fil-ay

you know where they live?

Drive through 6-packs of cold beer

Not america

i LOVE that

The lower penninsula is crawling with the fuckers.

McDruggables

Has been for decades.

I guess their not native

"welcome to MethDonalds, how can i take your order today"

Don't ever go out onto the Everglades alone.

because crocs are not native to america

yeah i got chased by a croc in a little fishing boat once

wasn't fun

"uh... fuck... ill take a large number 1, with a side of xanax"

Tell that to the crocs.

There is actually a beer drive-through in Germany

crocs are native to wherever the fuck they are

bruh

I have no idea how they got a permit

same in Mississippi

literal dinosaurs

no permit requred

Beer drive-through sounds like traffic ticket bait

Amazon makes games?

you can drink without stopping you drvig

Florida's peninsula is subtropical. Very similar in certain ways to the Nile delta.

Crocs thrive there.

everything you dont want to thrive. thrives in florida

That and killer Bees

this is the problem

As well as a ton of ditched animals from overseass

Roaches fucking FLY in florida

Yep.

Germany has flying cockroaches

muslims?

yea my mom has a phobia of roaches cuz she was traumatized by living in a house infested with flying roaches as a child

I had to yeet one just 4 hours ago

don't tell the roaches that, otherwise I won't just be able to kill 'em with my shoes

LMFAO