@Muten >ironic

I nicked it off this server—it was too funny to pass up.

gators aren't shit.. pythons in the toliet suck

even if you leave florida

the gators are still in your MIND

I guess trot is a touch too senile to understand irony

Florida legit has tons of crocs.

no they have aligators

In Florida, your mind loses YOU

not crocs

crocs fuck you up

aligays don't do shit

we got motha fuckin meth drive thrus dewd

When I was twelve, I knew a kid at summer day camp who was in the news because he got attacked by an alligator.

@Muten >ironic

He lived tho

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops

Yes he did.

If it was a croc he'd be dead

Florida ain't got noting on Southern Mississippi

gators are not everywhere... I've never seen one outside of a zoo.

i was not kidding

literal meth drive throughs

Not necessarily. But then, the crocs hadn't gotten to the Panhandle in those days.

Do you even know what a croc is?

Drive through drug dealing

Crocodile. Yeah.

Meth-fil-ay

you know where they live?

Drive through 6-packs of cold beer

Not america

i LOVE that

The lower penninsula is crawling with the fuckers.

McDruggables

Has been for decades.

I guess their not native

"welcome to MethDonalds, how can i take your order today"

Don't ever go out onto the Everglades alone.

because crocs are not native to america

yeah i got chased by a croc in a little fishing boat once

wasn't fun