https://twitter.com/Screvvy/status/1154749728929800192

Bethesda Becomes Butt Of Joke After Requiring Bethesda Account To Play Classic Doom Games
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCEgFwH2VLw

https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/brazilian-teenager-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/

I can't even.

vro...

how

wouldn't it get painful after like 3 times in a row?

Shooting blanks at that point. I think it's possible to do 10 times and still remain conscious.

But god damn man, get yourself a gatorade.

Imagine being the parent and holding a speech at the grave, trying desperately not to mention the incident of shame

But every single person in the room knows, they all know

Giggling inside, trying to not imagine it

One person bursts out into laughter

Fucking hell, he must have had godlike stamina or something

And this developers, is NOT how to do games, and lose customers...
GG trying to get more after...
Fucking assholes.
Also I was considering, but... "Fuck you!"

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NINTENDO REMOVES CHRIS NIOSI FROM FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES FOLLOWING RESETERA COMPLAINTS
> https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/07/nintendo-removes-chris-niosi-from-fire-emblem-three-houses-following-resetera-complaints/89587/

Rule philosophy #101...
How to make people pirate your games more.

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Update on our new classic DOOM releases:

The BethesdaNet login requirement was included for the Slayers Club, to reward members for playing the classic DOOM games.

The login should be optional, and we are working on changing the requirement to optional now.
~ https://twitter.com/bethesda/status/1155140773215649793

Wow. If they do this shit for Eternal, then I guess I'm not buying it.

The memes are hilarious, though.

Yep

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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Bethesda BLOWS Doom & Wolfenstein Youngblood TANKS
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsopypxWkPo

fun

LIBERALS DONT CARE ABOUT NO IMMIGRANTS ITS A NUMBERS GAME WHY U THINK THEY BRINGING THEM IN BY THE DRONES SO THEY CAN SECURE VOTES ALSO MAKING MINORITIES LESS THAN 4th CLASS CITIZENS BLACK PPL WAKE UP THEY ARE REPLACING U BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY CAN GET YOUR VOTE FOR NOTHING #MAGA
~ https://twitter.com/KingfaceF1/status/1154882840779247616

https://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/crime/ira-leader-facing-child-sex-abuse-charges-vanished-1-9013628 the IRA are hiding him

OOF

Did he have dirt on Hillary Clinton?

Another Harambe-style death? Sad...

Heh.

oh wow

The State of The Corrupted Address
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdJZSN7SYOw

Kotaku Makes Lying Noises!
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhoyqSNeUk

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-antifa-anti-fascism-terrorist-organisation-ted-cruz-a9023816.html

SOON

So, what happens when a group is designated as a terrorist group?
and i thought they were already designated as a domestic terrorist group.

Apparently not

But good news!

If trump does this, under law, any citizen who willingly commits an act of treason against the United States hereby loses their citizenship and all rights attached to it, and domestic terrorism is an act of treason.

18 U.S. Code § 2381.

please do it

"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and ***shall suffer death***, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States."