https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/swedish-people-are-getting-chip-implants-to-replace-cash-credit-cards/

reality is funnier than any irony you can come up with

please oh god no

“16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.”

Maybe the Christians were on to something...

religion is how civilization passes science down the generations in a world where people don't know how to research

these tomes are the compositions of thousands of years of constant toil and work

there's a lot that's fundamentally true about the bible

https://twitter.com/gayartoo/status/1150903234975981571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fNHObCAZxA

I blame the Canadians for this

at least it isn't bagged milk

Boxed water actually makes a certain kind of sense. The carton is easier to recycle than the plastic, and actually biodegrades.

Yes, I know I just killed the joke. No, I don't give a flying fart.

or, you know, just get good infrastructure so that water can be safely pumped around town

but yeah a solution for transport would be good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566289143764877341/600758659647275008/bruh.png

Their is so much furry porn of the no step snake

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<a:pepeNerv4:528439555871997976> I didn't say I fap to it

How would know of this?

you'

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exposed

<:pepegun:588019479401726001> I've communicated with fur fags

who smelled it dealt it

Those degenerates hold some interesting secrets

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Kaiser is a furry

*GAS HIM*

No

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I'm no a furry

I'm many things

A climate change denier

A racist