Woke af

There lines in the movie which goes so well with current events

Dragons=europians
Humans=migrants lol

because we need more "current events" references in "x" media

I got this:

its just grape koolaid powder

@Eirshy kek

punk'd

@Jokerfaic you're grape kool aid

aw thx, m8, that's flattering

grape is best

@Jokerfaic you're welcome cutey. Dinner at 8?

Well since I'm no longer allowed to work my current location, I guess I'm free

Sweet dick money

yeah, Texans in general might be polite, but the urban city areas are not friendly environments for misunderstandings

@Jokerfaic where?

I'm a valet, see

Houston

Oh cool. Any arcades there?

That's why, it's Houston.

I have piled up things on my table
Eventually that all crumbled and a kife was propelled towards my crotch
Thank god my dick was soft and knife bounced off of it without doing any damage

All the Californistan leeches are fleeing there.

basically a guy shows up, ***nobody*** tells me who he is, I've already told 5 other stubborn customers that valet is full and they need to self-park

he talks with supervisor, I can't hear hat they're saying, he turns and just tosses his keys at me

free car

flabbergasted, (and the throw was a pissant weak one) I just let the keys slide past me

turns out he's the vice pres of the company that *owns* the company that contracted my valet service at that location

something the supervisor was aware of, and saw fit to not inform me of

And you're just supposed to *know* xD

he wasn't in any kind of suit, had no special designating appearance of any kind

thing is, my supervisor and manager are 100% understanding of my side in this, and I'm not in fact fired

When we got into a napoleon castle in Strassbourg (France) I was dressed very formerly in a suit (didn't change into national lithuanian clothes yet)
I stood in front of a self-serve rack of garderobe and a row of security cells

they're just gonna find me another location

@Jokerfaic not bad

Anyway, any arcades in Houston?

A bunch of people from EU parliament walked in and mistakingly assumed i was the graderobe worker

Started handing me a bunch of clothes and valuables

and even if they weren't, those two degrees of seperation I mentioned mean the dude could have been stamping his foot and steaming his ears and he still wouldn't have had the authority to have me fired

It could have been a robbery of a century

@Jack of Trades no idea