I got this:

its just grape koolaid powder

@Eirshy kek

punk'd

@Jokerfaic you're grape kool aid

aw thx, m8, that's flattering

grape is best

@Jokerfaic you're welcome cutey. Dinner at 8?

Well since I'm no longer allowed to work my current location, I guess I'm free

Sweet dick money

yeah, Texans in general might be polite, but the urban city areas are not friendly environments for misunderstandings

@Jokerfaic where?

I'm a valet, see

Houston

Oh cool. Any arcades there?

That's why, it's Houston.

I have piled up things on my table
Eventually that all crumbled and a kife was propelled towards my crotch
Thank god my dick was soft and knife bounced off of it without doing any damage

All the Californistan leeches are fleeing there.

basically a guy shows up, ***nobody*** tells me who he is, I've already told 5 other stubborn customers that valet is full and they need to self-park

he talks with supervisor, I can't hear hat they're saying, he turns and just tosses his keys at me

free car

flabbergasted, (and the throw was a pissant weak one) I just let the keys slide past me

turns out he's the vice pres of the company that *owns* the company that contracted my valet service at that location

something the supervisor was aware of, and saw fit to not inform me of

And you're just supposed to *know* xD

he wasn't in any kind of suit, had no special designating appearance of any kind

thing is, my supervisor and manager are 100% understanding of my side in this, and I'm not in fact fired

When we got into a napoleon castle in Strassbourg (France) I was dressed very formerly in a suit (didn't change into national lithuanian clothes yet)
I stood in front of a self-serve rack of garderobe and a row of security cells

they're just gonna find me another location

@Jokerfaic not bad

Anyway, any arcades in Houston?

A bunch of people from EU parliament walked in and mistakingly assumed i was the graderobe worker

Started handing me a bunch of clothes and valuables

and even if they weren't, those two degrees of seperation I mentioned mean the dude could have been stamping his foot and steaming his ears and he still wouldn't have had the authority to have me fired

It could have been a robbery of a century

@Jack of Trades no idea

I imagine baba would take this oppourtunity to rail about the tyranny of the bourgeise

but really its just an example of Houstoners making no attempt to alleviate misunderstandings

this isn't the first example

@Jokerfaic well I intend to visit my aunt before long if you wanna hang out. Maybe we can do an athenian hangout or somfin