Message from @Jack of Trades

Discord ID: 601808408013832205


2019-07-19 16:06:43 UTC  

economically speaking

2019-07-19 16:07:18 UTC  

How to train your dragon 3 is an anti-multi-culturalism movie lol

2019-07-19 16:07:38 UTC  

didn't watch 2, 1 was fine

2019-07-19 16:07:51 UTC  

3 is edgy and neat imo

2019-07-19 16:08:20 UTC  

I'm just cynical about sequels, I think

2019-07-19 16:08:28 UTC  

shrek 2 was pushing it

2019-07-19 16:08:46 UTC  

Incredibles 2, however, was a fucking masterpiece

2019-07-19 16:09:02 UTC  

THOT PATROLLED

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601807697154801667/unknown.png

2019-07-19 16:09:04 UTC  

Dragon 3 had STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS

2019-07-19 16:09:10 UTC  

*Disgustang*

2019-07-19 16:09:28 UTC  

And they realized that they cant make a dragon human utopia

2019-07-19 16:09:30 UTC  

Woke af

2019-07-19 16:09:58 UTC  

There lines in the movie which goes so well with current events

2019-07-19 16:10:19 UTC  

Dragons=europians
Humans=migrants lol

2019-07-19 16:10:23 UTC  

because we need more "current events" references in "x" media

2019-07-19 16:10:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601808179856277505/ZeZK0Im.png

2019-07-19 16:11:12 UTC  

I got this:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601808260634378247/FB_IMG_1563436851091.jpg

2019-07-19 16:11:32 UTC  

its just grape koolaid powder

2019-07-19 16:11:33 UTC  
2019-07-19 16:11:35 UTC  

punk'd

2019-07-19 16:11:45 UTC  

@Jokerfaic you're grape kool aid

2019-07-19 16:11:55 UTC  

aw thx, m8, that's flattering

2019-07-19 16:12:00 UTC  

grape is best

2019-07-19 16:12:14 UTC  

@Jokerfaic you're welcome cutey. Dinner at 8?

2019-07-19 16:12:41 UTC  

Well since I'm no longer allowed to work my current location, I guess I'm free

2019-07-19 16:13:04 UTC  

Sweet dick money

2019-07-19 16:13:13 UTC  

yeah, Texans in general might be polite, but the urban city areas are not friendly environments for misunderstandings

2019-07-19 16:13:43 UTC  

@Jokerfaic where?

2019-07-19 16:13:46 UTC  

I'm a valet, see

2019-07-19 16:13:48 UTC  

Houston

2019-07-19 16:14:04 UTC  

Oh cool. Any arcades there?

2019-07-19 16:14:49 UTC  

I have piled up things on my table
Eventually that all crumbled and a kife was propelled towards my crotch
Thank god my dick was soft and knife bounced off of it without doing any damage

All the Californistan leeches are fleeing there.

2019-07-19 16:15:34 UTC  

basically a guy shows up, ***nobody*** tells me who he is, I've already told 5 other stubborn customers that valet is full and they need to self-park

2019-07-19 16:16:01 UTC  

he talks with supervisor, I can't hear hat they're saying, he turns and just tosses his keys at me

2019-07-19 16:16:38 UTC  

free car

2019-07-19 16:16:38 UTC  

flabbergasted, (and the throw was a pissant weak one) I just let the keys slide past me

2019-07-19 16:18:02 UTC  

turns out he's the vice pres of the company that *owns* the company that contracted my valet service at that location

2019-07-19 16:18:20 UTC  

something the supervisor was aware of, and saw fit to not inform me of

2019-07-19 16:18:23 UTC  

And you're just supposed to *know* xD