Next step would be to evolve aramid fibers in your skin

If the only detriment to that is calorie cost it might be viable, but odds are good that would have negative effects on either birth rate itself or reproductive opportunity rate.

Both would select against those mutations

We are not quite shadowrun enough to bypass those problems

@Eirshy lol

Ive found simply changing my diet from garbage to meat and veg has been way cheaper and helped me lose weight. It's too easy

Anyone whos poor and eating fast food is a fool

>expecting me to cook
*laughs in burnt cereal*

Change diet, do some workout

Yeah, doing that worked wonders.

Still eat out, though.

@Jack of Trades hell yea I’m quite the fool

@Sir Platypus don't be! It's so worth it xD

@Aquila Fiacra do you have a gym?

Nah my diet isn’t that horrible actually

@Jack of Trades i do

The problem is more the speed of preparation than the actual cost

^

@Aquila Fiacra then we shall meet in a park and do deep squat thrusts and run

Reason things like the instant pot are so fucking great, they let you schedule something to cook. Problem with that though is that you will be eating a lot of stew

@Aquila Fiacra I misread that. Take me to your gym so we can lift heavy things

Are you a big birb or a small birb

Define big

@Aquila Fiacra large and muscular or small and muscular

Or one of the above and not muscular

@Eirshy I do a lot of meal prep

Still overweight but on the downtrend @Jack of Trades

I like keto because it has supposed (and apparent) fat burn help and it's easier to stick to because you don't get as hungry

@Aquila Fiacra same. We'll both be well off soon

@Jack of Trades indeed. Would you consider 6“1' big?

hippity hoppity niggers are my property

Who wants them as property?

@Aquila Fiacra bout as tall as me ye

@Aquila Fiacra *racists*

Also dominatrixes.

@Jack of Trades i'll become a big buff bird then.

@Aquila Fiacra same, but horse

@darkmage0707077 true

These arent the negros of the olden days.

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