Message from @Sir Platypus

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2019-07-23 14:12:21 UTC  

@Gservator and we keep trying to give humanity even bigger dicks

2019-07-23 14:12:39 UTC  

i wonder how ***hefty*** they'll be in 10,000 years

2019-07-23 14:12:51 UTC  

but lets be honest, we're gonna start just modifying people before then

2019-07-23 14:14:19 UTC  

Traps are dissappointing once the panties drop

2019-07-23 14:14:43 UTC  

reality is often disappointing

2019-07-23 14:23:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/603230780843360266/image0.jpg

2019-07-23 14:27:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/603231627484594192/image0-58.jpg

2019-07-23 14:35:12 UTC  

Next step would be to evolve aramid fibers in your skin

2019-07-23 14:42:56 UTC  

If the only detriment to that is calorie cost it might be viable, but odds are good that would have negative effects on either birth rate itself or reproductive opportunity rate.

2019-07-23 14:43:11 UTC  

Both would select against those mutations

2019-07-23 14:43:35 UTC  

We are not quite shadowrun enough to bypass those problems

2019-07-23 14:54:05 UTC  
2019-07-23 14:55:13 UTC  

Ive found simply changing my diet from garbage to meat and veg has been way cheaper and helped me lose weight. It's too easy

2019-07-23 14:55:25 UTC  

Anyone whos poor and eating fast food is a fool

2019-07-23 14:56:19 UTC  

>expecting me to cook
*laughs in burnt cereal*

2019-07-23 14:56:44 UTC  

Change diet, do some workout

2019-07-23 14:57:17 UTC  

Yeah, doing that worked wonders.

2019-07-23 14:57:27 UTC  

Still eat out, though.

2019-07-23 14:57:52 UTC  

@Jack of Trades hell yea I’m quite the fool

2019-07-23 14:58:04 UTC  

@Sir Platypus don't be! It's so worth it xD

2019-07-23 14:58:10 UTC  

@Aquila Fiacra do you have a gym?

2019-07-23 14:58:15 UTC  

Nah my diet isn’t that horrible actually

2019-07-23 14:58:42 UTC  
2019-07-23 14:59:25 UTC  

The problem is more the speed of preparation than the actual cost

2019-07-23 14:59:35 UTC  

^

2019-07-23 14:59:38 UTC  

@Aquila Fiacra then we shall meet in a park and do deep squat thrusts and run

2019-07-23 14:59:59 UTC  

Reason things like the instant pot are so fucking great, they let you schedule something to cook. Problem with that though is that you will be eating a lot of stew

2019-07-23 15:00:01 UTC  

@Aquila Fiacra I misread that. Take me to your gym so we can lift heavy things

2019-07-23 15:00:09 UTC  

Are you a big birb or a small birb

2019-07-23 15:00:17 UTC  

Define big

2019-07-23 15:00:29 UTC  

@Aquila Fiacra large and muscular or small and muscular

2019-07-23 15:00:41 UTC  

Or one of the above and not muscular

2019-07-23 15:00:53 UTC  

@Eirshy I do a lot of meal prep

2019-07-23 15:01:06 UTC  

Still overweight but on the downtrend @Jack of Trades

2019-07-23 15:01:27 UTC  

I like keto because it has supposed (and apparent) fat burn help and it's easier to stick to because you don't get as hungry

2019-07-23 15:01:44 UTC  

@Aquila Fiacra same. We'll both be well off soon

2019-07-23 15:02:39 UTC  

@Jack of Trades indeed. Would you consider 6“1' big?

2019-07-23 15:03:57 UTC  

hippity hoppity niggers are my property

2019-07-23 15:04:44 UTC  

Who wants them as property?