And your school system is vastly different

https://www.quora.com/What-is-a-Grade-Ten-in-Canada

Imagine being a member of an imaginary country

>imagine being a maplefag

I don't need to imagine

Chuckles in Australian

>and having the MOUNTIES

gay reatards who almost larp as redcoats

The mounties are basically feds you know

They dress in red

that's retarded

We make em red so we can see em coming

That's like saying: "Hey, let's make them giant fucking targets you can see a mile away"

We also make them ride horses

NYC does the same thing with horses IIRC

You know they actually only wear that during festivals and ceremonies right

>wearing a red dress-uniform

Yes, we are of the Monarchy still

Imagine not even holding a gun

While marching

They conceal carry

*BRANDISH THY FIREARM*

No, that is a ceremony

YES

Here, use this picture to wank off, gay reatard

YOU FIRE A BLANK

This isn't america

AND THATS WHY

CANADA DOESNT EXIST

REEEEEEE

It does and we make 99% of the worlds maple syrup

Japan makes the other 1%

Mmmm

The 1 good thing to come out of the imaginary land

Japan also has hentai, and a rare beef (Wagyu)

**Me and the lads, giving out food to the poor (colorized)**

Bacon didn't even come from the US

That is a Chinese invention

And?

So Bacon is un american