Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 605387022013693993
I know the American School System
fucking gay reatard
I'm Canadian
It's similar to the American, is it not?
(in all but name)
\>Canadian
And your school system is vastly different
Imagine being a member of an imaginary country
>imagine being a maplefag
I don't need to imagine
Chuckles in Australian
>and having the MOUNTIES
gay reatards who almost larp as redcoats
The mounties are basically feds you know
They dress in red
that's retarded
We make em red so we can see em coming
That's like saying: "Hey, let's make them giant fucking targets you can see a mile away"
We also make them ride horses
NYC does the same thing with horses IIRC
You know they actually only wear that during festivals and ceremonies right
>wearing a red dress-uniform
Yes, we are of the Monarchy still
Imagine not even holding a gun
While marching
They conceal carry
*BRANDISH THY FIREARM*
No, that is a ceremony
YES
Here, use this picture to wank off, gay reatard
YOU FIRE A BLANK
This isn't america
AND THATS WHY
CANADA DOESNT EXIST
REEEEEEE
It does and we make 99% of the worlds maple syrup
Japan makes the other 1%
Mmmm
The 1 good thing to come out of the imaginary land