Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 605387933880549396


2019-07-29 13:12:10 UTC  

NYC does the same thing with horses IIRC

2019-07-29 13:12:31 UTC  

You know they actually only wear that during festivals and ceremonies right

2019-07-29 13:12:41 UTC  

>wearing a red dress-uniform

2019-07-29 13:12:58 UTC  

Yes, we are of the Monarchy still

2019-07-29 13:13:24 UTC  

Imagine not even holding a gun

2019-07-29 13:13:29 UTC  

While marching

2019-07-29 13:13:34 UTC  

They conceal carry

2019-07-29 13:13:47 UTC  

*BRANDISH THY FIREARM*

2019-07-29 13:13:56 UTC  

No, that is a ceremony

2019-07-29 13:14:02 UTC  

YES

2019-07-29 13:14:07 UTC  

Here, use this picture to wank off, gay reatard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/605387569085022209/24976-3Group.png

2019-07-29 13:14:07 UTC  

YOU FIRE A BLANK

2019-07-29 13:14:11 UTC  

This isn't america

2019-07-29 13:14:17 UTC  

AND THATS WHY

2019-07-29 13:14:21 UTC  

CANADA DOESNT EXIST

2019-07-29 13:14:26 UTC  

REEEEEEE

2019-07-29 13:14:40 UTC  

It does and we make 99% of the worlds maple syrup

2019-07-29 13:14:48 UTC  

Japan makes the other 1%

2019-07-29 13:14:57 UTC  

Mmmm

2019-07-29 13:15:11 UTC  

The 1 good thing to come out of the imaginary land

2019-07-29 13:15:31 UTC  

Japan also has hentai, and a rare beef (Wagyu)

2019-07-29 13:15:37 UTC  

**Me and the lads, giving out food to the poor (colorized)**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/605387951563735052/atalante.png

2019-07-29 13:15:41 UTC  

Bacon didn't even come from the US

2019-07-29 13:15:53 UTC  

That is a Chinese invention

2019-07-29 13:15:58 UTC  

And?

2019-07-29 13:16:10 UTC  

So Bacon is un american

2019-07-29 13:16:11 UTC  

We shit talking imaginary land here

2019-07-29 13:16:18 UTC  

Not Freedom Landâ„¢

2019-07-29 13:16:20 UTC  

Pemeal bacon however

2019-07-29 13:16:23 UTC  

Ofc its American

2019-07-29 13:16:30 UTC  

The red uniform isn't originally Canadian, so it's Un-Canadian
checkmate

2019-07-29 13:16:34 UTC  

Nothing more American than appropriated products

2019-07-29 13:16:59 UTC  
2019-07-29 13:17:21 UTC  

We are still of the Monarchy

2019-07-29 13:17:50 UTC  

Hell in some respect parts of Canada are more english than England

2019-07-29 13:18:09 UTC  

Not a big feat given the state of London

2019-07-29 13:18:10 UTC  

Ironic

2019-07-29 13:18:38 UTC  

Hah

2019-07-29 13:18:39 UTC  

Nigger bot

2019-07-29 13:18:50 UTC  

What did you say or who did you tag

2019-07-29 13:18:53 UTC  

Sargoy