wut?

It's a hard cider

hard?

alcoholic

u mean the best

`Hard _____` means it's got alcohol in it

Strongbow is shite.

Get some proper cider.

Get some Magners.

Or Thatchers Gold.

Strongbow's decent. Add a bit of Fireball to it for best results.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/602879619288399883/IMG_20190712_235352.jpg

I have local cideries to choose from, my fav is one made with heritage crab apples, super tart and dry

Oh if you have anything local that'll probably completely trounce anything not

https://giphy.com/gifs/stop-campaign-hopeful-6QAMESWJ82WAg

I do live in orchard country

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343621569613922304/610235942263062530/jeffrey_Epstein.png

Look at this shit.

https://youtu.be/_bW4vEo1F4E

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Epstein was just the excitement we needed

I was getting bored of all the orangutan man bad posting

It's still orange man bad, they're trying to blame him for the death

that is true, but even so, its a nice change of pace from the usual o.m.b

https://www.google.com/amp/s/lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2016/08/10/the-list-of-clinton-associates-whove-died-mysteriously-check-it-out/amp/

Whatcha wanna bet Epstein's "suicide" was a cover to prevent an actual assassination and he's currently in witness protection until the DoJ can get all the paperwork started against his predator friends?

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