The best one is the wrong address one that keeps sending me checks

I keep hoping they'll not put the name on the check so I can cash it

but they never do

That's the one I *really* don't get

@Zeeviel it doesn't say help me

Did get one addressed to not me that was a loan shark advert. I wrote the usual "fuck off he's not here", but also added "usury's a sin"

@KyonJ Two can play at that game, Mr. Adorable... uhh... ummm.... Stalker! Yes, that's it. 'Cuz u have a plushie of me according to our banter thus far.

Anyways enough about my mail lol

It is very entertaining, though, @Eirshy.

@Hylia Im not Adorable x3 im colored <:Ricardo:590153091274375188>

But also depressing 'cuz it's not fair to u. @Eirshy

I once got sent a replacement key for a BMW

The address was mine, but the name wasn't and the mailman didn't bother to figure out why

I could steal that car with the key and mailman would be to blame

But instead i prevented the crime by handing the key over to the right person

Music-activated vibrator sounds like a neat idea

Cumming to the beats

@KyonJ Uhhh.... ummm... what? I... umm... uhhh.... ermmm.... believe the term is... umm........ errrr..... uhhh.... hmmm....

Ummm.......

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

....White Supremacist?????

Niggerdly

I was going to use a pc term for some other minority group, but I don't have a high enough edginess level.

I mean, i prefer lighter/white skin, does that count as a white supremist? @Hylia

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Kek

@KyonJ If so, then my sexuality is a white supremacist.

Nigrum servus

Imagine being a PC cuck

I don't care for skin colour, but my dick definitely prefers the lighter shades

@Hylia me too <:Ricardo:590153091274375188>

And not flexing big dick energy

ghae

There are vibrators that buzz to the beat.

@Edelgard von Hresvelg

Can't remember the brand, not a product I looked into. Think I found out because of one of those iot ones was hackable.