Message from @KyonJ

Discord ID: 621545191672643595

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:13:43 UTC  

I'm even that guy who crosses the address and writes "No Longer At Address" and puts it back in the mail if it doesn't look like it's a credit card offer (those I shred)

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:14:13 UTC  

Best was the time they sent it *back* to me with a sticker over my "No Longer At Address" with my address again on it.

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:14:39 UTC  

XD

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:14:46 UTC  

As if their sticker somehow made the address correct

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:14:51 UTC  

I just fucking shredded that one

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:14:55 UTC  

out of spite

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:14:57 UTC  

@KyonJ D'awww... A plushie of me. :3

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:15:08 UTC  

@Eirshy Oof.

KyonJ
2019-09-12 03:15:18 UTC  

What a cute fatass :3 @Hylia

KyonJ
2019-09-12 03:15:23 UTC  

<:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

Zeeviel
2019-09-12 03:15:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/621544384114065418/EEMKRxYWsAANJac.jpg

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:15:31 UTC  

The best one is the wrong address one that keeps sending me checks

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:15:48 UTC  

I keep hoping they'll not put the name on the check so I can cash it

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:15:51 UTC  

but they never do

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:16:05 UTC  

That's the one I *really* don't get

Muten
2019-09-12 03:16:31 UTC  

@Zeeviel it doesn't say help me

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:17:06 UTC  

Did get one addressed to not me that was a loan shark advert. I wrote the usual "fuck off he's not here", but also added "usury's a sin"

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:17:13 UTC  

@KyonJ Two can play at that game, Mr. Adorable... uhh... ummm.... Stalker! Yes, that's it. 'Cuz u have a plushie of me according to our banter thus far.

Eirshy
2019-09-12 03:17:36 UTC  

Anyways enough about my mail lol

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:18:32 UTC  

It is very entertaining, though, @Eirshy.

KyonJ
2019-09-12 03:18:41 UTC  

@Hylia Im not Adorable x3 im colored <:Ricardo:590153091274375188>

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:18:53 UTC  

But also depressing 'cuz it's not fair to u. @Eirshy

Uksio
2019-09-12 03:19:03 UTC  

I once got sent a replacement key for a BMW

Uksio
2019-09-12 03:19:29 UTC  

The address was mine, but the name wasn't and the mailman didn't bother to figure out why

Uksio
2019-09-12 03:20:01 UTC  

I could steal that car with the key and mailman would be to blame

Gservator
2019-09-12 03:20:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/621545609333309450/fmjyems1pzl312.jpg

Uksio
2019-09-12 03:20:24 UTC  

But instead i prevented the crime by handing the key over to the right person

Uksio
2019-09-12 03:20:56 UTC  

Music-activated vibrator sounds like a neat idea

Uksio
2019-09-12 03:21:04 UTC  

Cumming to the beats

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:21:21 UTC  

@KyonJ Uhhh.... ummm... what? I... umm... uhhh.... ermmm.... believe the term is... umm........ errrr..... uhhh.... hmmm....

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:21:25 UTC  

Ummm.......

KyonJ
2019-09-12 03:21:34 UTC  

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:21:37 UTC  

....White Supremacist?????

Gservator
2019-09-12 03:21:41 UTC  

Niggerdly

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:22:40 UTC  

I was going to use a pc term for some other minority group, but I don't have a high enough edginess level.

KyonJ
2019-09-12 03:22:41 UTC  

I mean, i prefer lighter/white skin, does that count as a white supremist? @Hylia

KyonJ
2019-09-12 03:22:47 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Edelgard von Hresvelg
2019-09-12 03:22:54 UTC  

Kek

Hylia
2019-09-12 03:23:04 UTC  

@KyonJ If so, then my sexuality is a white supremacist.

Gservator
2019-09-12 03:23:06 UTC  

Nigrum servus

Edelgard von Hresvelg
2019-09-12 03:23:10 UTC  

Imagine being a PC cuck