But instead i prevented the crime by handing the key over to the right person

Music-activated vibrator sounds like a neat idea

Cumming to the beats

@KyonJ Uhhh.... ummm... what? I... umm... uhhh.... ermmm.... believe the term is... umm........ errrr..... uhhh.... hmmm....

Ummm.......

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....White Supremacist?????

Niggerdly

I was going to use a pc term for some other minority group, but I don't have a high enough edginess level.

I mean, i prefer lighter/white skin, does that count as a white supremist? @Hylia

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Kek

@KyonJ If so, then my sexuality is a white supremacist.

Nigrum servus

Imagine being a PC cuck

I don't care for skin colour, but my dick definitely prefers the lighter shades

@Hylia me too <:Ricardo:590153091274375188>

And not flexing big dick energy

ghae

There are vibrators that buzz to the beat.

@Edelgard von Hresvelg

Can't remember the brand, not a product I looked into. Think I found out because of one of those iot ones was hackable.

Jeremy Corbyn

@KyonJ Downloading that one. Gonna make it into a poster and hang it above the entrance to my room.

@Hylia You're welcome

If one day I get a boyfriend, that poster will probably fix that right quick.

_^^_

A boyfriend eh

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Boyfriend: *Sees sign that says, rather intimidatingly, "OBEY," as he enters the bedroom*

I haven't had a white girl in awhile <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

Ngl it'd be almost worth it to buy one of those IoT vibrators to do pen testing and then expense it as security reaearch. Sadly the IRS lacks a sense of humor.

Boyfriend: *Nopes out*

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@KyonJ Not interested. Sorry.