Poor other person too

I can't give up on Pokemon ;~;

Hispanic sounding name, and I started getting his mail after I was living here for a few months, not immediately

I'm not saying he has to go back

but he might

Only reason I didn't mind at first was said mail included a coupon for an oil change, which I needed

Hopefully the mail will be sent to the right place soon.

@Hylia

I've been getting it for like over a year now

so probably won't

I'm even that guy who crosses the address and writes "No Longer At Address" and puts it back in the mail if it doesn't look like it's a credit card offer (those I shred)

Best was the time they sent it *back* to me with a sticker over my "No Longer At Address" with my address again on it.

XD

As if their sticker somehow made the address correct

I just fucking shredded that one

out of spite

@KyonJ D'awww... A plushie of me. :3

@Eirshy Oof.

What a cute fatass :3 @Hylia

<:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

The best one is the wrong address one that keeps sending me checks

I keep hoping they'll not put the name on the check so I can cash it

but they never do

That's the one I *really* don't get

@Zeeviel it doesn't say help me

Did get one addressed to not me that was a loan shark advert. I wrote the usual "fuck off he's not here", but also added "usury's a sin"

@KyonJ Two can play at that game, Mr. Adorable... uhh... ummm.... Stalker! Yes, that's it. 'Cuz u have a plushie of me according to our banter thus far.

Anyways enough about my mail lol

It is very entertaining, though, @Eirshy.

@Hylia Im not Adorable x3 im colored <:Ricardo:590153091274375188>

But also depressing 'cuz it's not fair to u. @Eirshy

I once got sent a replacement key for a BMW

The address was mine, but the name wasn't and the mailman didn't bother to figure out why

I could steal that car with the key and mailman would be to blame

But instead i prevented the crime by handing the key over to the right person

Music-activated vibrator sounds like a neat idea

Cumming to the beats

@KyonJ Uhhh.... ummm... what? I... umm... uhhh.... ermmm.... believe the term is... umm........ errrr..... uhhh.... hmmm....