And have orgies

Technically, that's kind of what happened to him, isn't it? Except it was much less planned out to go that way.

And theoretically help stave off the apocalypse by thirsty sun god, yes

Like, the orgies and the life of luxury ending in getting "suicided"

Yup

Even so

Drawback: ded

Personally I like to think they just liked to get blasted

Pretty big drawback

I think whoever killed him is also trying to forestall the wrath of the thirsty sun god.

Killed who

Epstein

https://previews.123rf.com/images/bourbon88/bourbon881709/bourbon88170900102/85922004-the-ancient-european-esoteric-sign-of-the-black-sun-scandinavian-runes-and-ornament-isolated-on-whit.jpg

Hah
I think they are spilling plenty of blood for the sun god in the Middle East

Maybe not _deliberately_

Nah, that's for the volcano god

On behalf of the orchestrating-what

Pompeii 2 electric boogaloo

How many volcanoes are there even over there

I omly know of like

What, two?

i'm assuming my joke went over peoples' heads

Apparently

It's a meme that the Jews worship a volcano god

Volcano
What

No, they worship Saturn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg

That's another meme, though probably more accurate

I can ramble on about the Saturn one

yee

Shit is _insane_

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I have not studied it to confirm it yet, though I have heard that Islam is actually a Lunar cult

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Would make sense
A _lot_ of religions to make their ascendent divine power one of the seven heavenly bodies and those who share the same one tend to have significant values overlap

We all know, the Flying Spaghetti monster is the true lord and savior

@Miniature Menace while an old art work...

he boiled for your sins

I can certainly see Islam's values being a warped version of lunar values