Message from @Gservator
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Aztecs were the only ones to use slaves and lottery winning citizens as sacrifices
Because I remember hearing that this was a thing that happened also, and I was wondering if there were any particular tribes which did, or didn't do it.
The _winning_ ones were the sacrifices?
Overly complex. I work for a guy who, for whatever reason. wants a fuckton of money. I'm not overly interested in money I like playing vidya and reading books. I am pretty good at figuring out how to make things work better. The guy I work for figures making things work better will help him make fucktons of money. So long as we can come to an arrangement where he pays me enough for vidya, mortgage, bills, and books and otherwise does not screw with me doing things I like we can come to a compromise.
"Congratulations! You wont the lottery! ...the AZTEC lottery!"
They saw it as a great honor
I think a better analogy is drawing the short straw than winning the lottery
You got to be a celebrity and do peyote
Drawing the Epstein straw.
And have orgies
Technically, that's kind of what happened to him, isn't it? Except it was much less planned out to go that way.
And theoretically help stave off the apocalypse by thirsty sun god, yes
Like, the orgies and the life of luxury ending in getting "suicided"
Yup
Even so
Drawback: ded
Personally I like to think they just liked to get blasted
Pretty big drawback
I think whoever killed him is also trying to forestall the wrath of the thirsty sun god.
Killed who
Hah
I think they are spilling plenty of blood for the sun god in the Middle East
Maybe not _deliberately_
Nah, that's for the volcano god
On behalf of the orchestrating-what
Pompeii 2 electric boogaloo
How many volcanoes are there even over there
I omly know of like
What, two?
i'm assuming my joke went over peoples' heads
Apparently
It's a meme that the Jews worship a volcano god
Volcano
What
No, they worship Saturn
That's another meme, though probably more accurate
I can ramble on about the Saturn one
yee
Shit is _insane_