Message from @Nevis
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They saw it as a great honor
I think a better analogy is drawing the short straw than winning the lottery
You got to be a celebrity and do peyote
Drawing the Epstein straw.
And have orgies
Technically, that's kind of what happened to him, isn't it? Except it was much less planned out to go that way.
And theoretically help stave off the apocalypse by thirsty sun god, yes
Like, the orgies and the life of luxury ending in getting "suicided"
Yup
Even so
Drawback: ded
Personally I like to think they just liked to get blasted
Pretty big drawback
I think whoever killed him is also trying to forestall the wrath of the thirsty sun god.
Killed who
Epstein
Hah
I think they are spilling plenty of blood for the sun god in the Middle East
Maybe not _deliberately_
Nah, that's for the volcano god
Pompeii 2 electric boogaloo
How many volcanoes are there even over there
I omly know of like
What, two?
i'm assuming my joke went over peoples' heads
Apparently
It's a meme that the Jews worship a volcano god
Volcano
What
No, they worship Saturn
That's another meme, though probably more accurate
I can ramble on about the Saturn one
yee
Shit is _insane_
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I have not studied it to confirm it yet, though I have heard that Islam is actually a Lunar cult
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Would make sense
A _lot_ of religions to make their ascendent divine power one of the seven heavenly bodies and those who share the same one tend to have significant values overlap
We all know, the Flying Spaghetti monster is the true lord and savior